The Blog of glimmerized

The haters are leaving me alone and I'm starting to have fun here. Last night was a bummer. My husband ate all my chips. The ugly hog! I only got 3 of those chips. It was a big bag,and he ate them all,didn't leave me even a crumb. I hate him! He lied and said I gave the chips to him. I did NOT! He stold them while I was busy! That fool eats more than my kids and me put together. I was saving those chips for today,something to munch on while on the internet. Creep drinks the booze like its going out of style. I'll be on my 2nd mixy,he's done downed a pint. I'll be on my 2nd beer,he's done downed a six pack.  Used to be when we went out to eat,he'd eat his food while eating off my plate and off the kids' plates. I broke him of that by stabbing his hand with a fork,and I taught my kids to stab too.  When we go to fast fooderies,I can't eat all my burger,so I take what's left to eat later. Soon as we get home he gives my burger to the dog. My kids and me have to hide our food. He'll eat it all up if he can get his hands on it. He's a certified hog!